1x05: The Wolf and the Lion Shave their Chests

Ivan and Red cover “The Wolf and The Lion” in the last of the Season 1 GoT episodes directed by Brian Kirk.  We’re introduced to the Knight of Flowers, some hill people, Varys the big gay cat, giant dragon skulls, and the ultimate attachment paren…

1x04: Cripples, Bastards, Ivan, and Red

This week on Boars, Gore, and Swords we cover Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things with guest Kelly Anneken.  We talk about differentiation between Jon Snow/Robb Stark/Theon Greyjoy, Samwell Tarley, the Full Metal Jacket subplot, Viserys’s nipple…

1x03: Lord Snow Hits The Wall

In Episode 3 we discuss as little of Joffrey Baratheon as possible.  We do manage to discuss Uncle Fester the eunuch, The Giver, Werther’s Originals, Full House, and some Italian Stereotypes. Follow us at @boarsgoreswords and email questions and c…

1x02: The Kings Rode Many, Many Things

Episode 2, in which Ivan and Red discuss:

Rickon Stark
The surname Snow
House Words
Inferred Penises
Joffrey slapped for 10 minutes to Achilles Last Stand
Caitlin Stark SVU
King Robert & Lord Stark on a picnic
How much Red looks like the Butcher’s…

1x01: Winter is Coming on Ivan & Red

Discussed herein:

Facial Hair!
Beheadings!
Family lovin!
And more!

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