Arya X, Sansa VIII, and Theon VI. The Third Chair herself returns! Miss Kelly Anneken is back along with Red and Ivan to discuss Javier Bardem, The Bloody Companions, scar belly, Old Nan, Young Nan, time travel, crime & punishment, treason squared, Crystal Pepsi, Art Deco the Movie, fan fiction of fan fiction, Ivan’s neighbors having sex while recording, Nan branded a traitor to the north, and more! Next week: stop reading when you hit maps or genealogy.
Tyrion XIV, Sansa VII, and Daenerys V. Red and Ivan are joined by the great Kevin O’Shea to discuss Archers, Sterling Archer, arrow shafts, the movie Shaft, how more Banners should be weapons, the DOABA (Defense Of Armed Banditry Act), the feasibility of river chains, Danzig/Railroad crossover, Ser Mandy Moore, Lancel’s wimpyness, Ser Dontos the Unreliable Narrator, and Passive Aggressive Assassins. Next week Arya X, Sansa VIII, and Theon VI.
Davos III, Tyrion XIII, and Sansa VI. Red and Ivan are joined by the HYSTERICAL Sean Keane to discuss The Sacking Song, The Hobbit movie, Microsoft’s Zune, Spy Horse, apologies to Mark Hamill, The Onion Knight’s REAL backstory, Scorpions the weapon along with Scorpions the scorpions, Wooden Wings Wooden Words, and so much more. This is a great one, get ready to re-listen. Next week Tyrion XIV, Sansa VII, and Daenerys V.
Catelyn VII, Theon V, and Sansa V. Red and Ivan discuss talking cattle, Iain M. Banks’ Culture series, just asking for money from rich people, Mark Hamill’s Joker, “no sons but Robb”, Theon trickery, some arrogently incerted politics, Karstark madness, Caitlin’s shit-kicking, Craig Kilborn as Jaime Lannister, Jaime’s fidelity, Theon’s bad job at empathy, Zombie dinner, buffets, and so much more. It’s a good one! Next week: Davos III, Tyrion XIII, Sansa VI.
Sansa IV, Jon VII, and Tyrion XII. Red and Ivan discuss another GREAT Dan Preston song (It’s a Shame), Sci-Fi/Fantasy rift, get a false start on the battle of Blackwater Bay, pour-over coffee from SF to London, The Hound’s literal butchery, Doug Stanhope, Health Care, Sansa wedding and bedding, Jon Arbuckle and his Direwolf Ghost, Super Smash Bros at the Wall, Death of a Squire, and flesh-stabbing. Next week: Catelyn VII, Theon V, and Sansa V.
Tyrion XI, Theon IV, and Jon VI. Ivan and Red cover an awesome knit cap sent to us by Kimberly Brown, Shagga tousling Tyrion’s hair, too many Aegons, Cersei’s poor staffing ability, the Greyjoy’s acting like 8-year olds playing soccer, 3-eyed babies, Lamborghinis and Hyundai Accents, Theon’s memory relating to which wife he banged, more climbing, a Game of Thrones MMO, and Bael the Bard! Next Week: Sansa IV, Jon VII, Tyrion XII.
NOTE: The movie “Looper” is discussed in the beginning, if you don’t want any spoilers, listen to Dan Preston’s amazing song and then skip ahead to 9 minutes, 29 seconds.
Bran VI, Arya IX, and Daenerys IV. Red and Ivan discuss discuss Looper, the fact that Ivan has never seen Shawshank Redemption, Dan Preston’s amazing “Wildlings” song, Bran never played Starcraft, Railroad dating fans, riding Zebras, horse-buying coins, mini Timothy Leary and shade of the evening, much foreshadowing in the House of the Undying, a Splendor of Wizards, and more! Bonus: Listen to the end to hear what Red and Ivan are wearing!
Next week Tyrion XI, Theon IV, and Jon VI.
Jon V, Tyrion X, and Catelyn VI. Ivan and Red cover Viacom’s trouble with music licenses, Ivan sings the Star Trek theme with lyrics, Rattleshirt, Night’s Watch and the lack of morse code, Sam mentioning Uncle Benjen, Friendship Knives, ChronoShit (no typo), Varys’s closet of costumes and fear or magic, Tywin’s sexual technique, and more!
Join us next week for Bran VI, Arya IX, and Daenerys IV.
Daenerys III, Tyrion IX, and Davos II. Ivan and Red are joined by the official 3rd chair Kelly Anneken to discuss Iron Lungs, Lana Wachowski, announcement of our live podcast recording for the premiere of Season 3, hippie grocery stores, homeopathy, failed attempts at pronouncing Quaithe, the Warlock/Roomba connection, Joffrey’s preserved genitalia collection, Kelly’s support of the Sansa/Hound relationship, Ser Cortnay Penrose on Arsenio Hall, and some unfortunate Pokémon references.
Join us next week for Jon V, Tyrion X, and Catelyn VI.
Theon III, Arya VIII, and Catelyn V. Ivan and Red cover their poor grammar, an amazing new theme submission from Daniel Preston, a bannerman who actually works for the Railroad, The Raid: Redemption, the whereabouts of Ser Barristan Selmy, and so much more. Next week Daenerys III, Tyrion IX, and Davos II.
