1×07: You Win or You Cry Subserviently

This week Ivan and Red discuss THE BANNERMEN, the 3-eyed raven of corrections, Joffrey refusing to raise the debt ceiling, “kneelers”, Tyrion jerking off, Dinklage’s terrible accent, Tywin Lecter, the oh-so rare double titular line, Littlefinger watchi…

1×06: Comeuppance

Every time Ivan says “comeuppance”, it’s time to drink. Natasha Muse joins us this episode to discuss Team Pain Spider, Jain Espenson, the feminists of Westeros, our new business venture sentbyraven.com, further confusion of dogs and wolves, …

1×05: The Wolf and the Lion Shave their Chests

Ivan and Red cover “The Wolf and The Lion” in the last of the Season 1 GoT episodes directed by Brian Kirk.  We’re introduced to the Knight of Flowers, some hill people, Varys the big gay cat, giant dragon skulls, and the ultimate attachment paren…

1×04: Cripples, Bastards, Ivan, and Red

This week on Boars, Gore, and Swords we cover Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things with guest Kelly Anneken.  We talk about differentiation between Jon Snow/Robb Stark/Theon Greyjoy, Samwell Tarley, the Full Metal Jacket subplot, Viserys’s nipple…

1×03: Lord Snow Hits The Wall

In Episode 3 we discuss as little of Joffrey Baratheon as possible.  We do manage to discuss Uncle Fester the eunuch, The Giver, Werther’s Originals, Full House, and some Italian Stereotypes. Follow us at @boarsgoreswords and email questions and c…

1×02: The Kings Rode Many, Many Things

Episode 2, in which Ivan and Red discuss:

Rickon Stark
The surname Snow
House Words
Inferred Penises
Joffrey slapped for 10 minutes to Achilles Last Stand
Caitlin Stark SVU
King Robert & Lord Stark on a picnic
How much Red looks like the Butcher’s…

1×01: Winter is Coming on Ivan & Red

Discussed herein:

Facial Hair!
Beheadings!
Family lovin!
And more!

Art based on work by flickr user Dunechaser, used under Creative Commons license.