Book 8: Tarley the Two-Eyed Craven

Ivan & Red cover pp 250-292 (Eddard, Jon, Eddard, Cat).  Maester Pycelle does a good job of making himself seem untrustworthy, internal Ned is a genius, Sam Tarley the two-eyed craven weighs in at 280 lbs, the bullheaded bastard makes a bull h…

Book 7: Gettin’ Crabs at The Wall

Ivan and Red cover Tyrion, Arya, Daenerys, and Bran (pp 203-249). Tyrion kicks it at the wall, Arya gets her dad to sign her up for dance class, Daenerys learns to ride, and Bran kicks it with Old Nan. Next week we’ll be reading 250-292 (Eddard, Jon, E…

Book 6: Westeros’ Spiderman is Weird

Ivan and Red cover Catelyn, Jon, and Eddard (pp 165-202).  We get raving ravens from the Bannermen, The Spider and Littlefinger are introduced, Mimi from a Podcast of Ice and Fire says hey on our Facebook page, Jon keeps digging for an upside to t…

Book 5: Eddard the Lady Killer

Ivan and Red *chover* chapters Catelyn, Sansa, Eddard, and Bran (pp 128-164).  Catelyn freaks out over Bran, Sansa goes sweet valley high on her dreamy sociopath, Eddard is a Lady killer, and Bran goes on an LSD trip with the 3-eyed crowed of happ…

Book 4: Catelyn Gives a Shit

Ivan & Red cover pages 93-127, AKA Jon, Daenerys, Ned, and Tyrion.  Shout out to Lydia spoiling a major character death for us.  Catelyn shits in inappropriate places, Jon & Tyrion head off to the wall. Eddard Bros out with the Robert…

Book 3: Seriously, Bran is THE BEST Climber

Ivan and Red are joined again by comedian Sean Keane as we cover Game of Thrones chapters Catelyn 2, Arya 1, Bran 2, and Tyrion 1 (pp 58-92. Come with us as Catelyn gets naked enough to make Ros blush, Arya establishes her sexual identity, we watch bra…

Book 2: Purple Nurples and Imp Flips

Ivan and Red cover chapters Daenerys 1, Eddard 1, and Jon 1 (pp 28-57).  With Ivan back, R&I summarize the game show as well as emails from the Bannermen.  We cover Daenerys youth, Illyrio’s creepiness, Khal’s Manse, the Stark’s Dourness,…

Game Show 1: Game of Thrones Game Show!

Red hosts our first ever Game of Thrones Gameshow at Murphy’s Pub in San Francisco.  Guest panelists include Ivan, Kelly Anneken, and Ryan Cronin, along with voice and co-writer Adam McLaughlin.  We join the gameshow in progress for some GoT …

Book 1: Book Club!

Ivan and Red cover the Game of Thrones BOOK prologue and first two chapters (Brand and Catelyn).  They also discuss Dinklage winning an emmy, blurbs, the original Zsa Zsa Gabor of the Wall, White Walkers talking, Stark family game night, and more.…

1x01-10: Season 1 Re-OHHHHHHH SNAP!

Kelly Anneken is back with Ivan and Red for the Game of Thrones Season 1 re-cap. Hear Red confuse Doc Brown with Doc Holliday, Ivan’s haircut, arrestedwesteros.com, Drogo’s lame death, terrible descriptions of Lord of The Rings,  Ge…