Jaime IV III and Tyrion IV. Ivan and Red discuss “being eaten by a shark” acting, letting your meat rest, Star Wars Despecialized Edition, Jaime singing for The Cure, Shagwell, Jury Duty, Tyrion The Creep, Silver Tongues, and all the questions you had about Valyrian Steel but were afraid to ask.

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ASoS 16: Was That Flayed Men or Flailed Men?
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Arya V and Jon IV. Ivan and Red discuss Men’s Right’s activists, Conservapedia, brown genital holes, cages, frilly dresses, The Peach, ICE!, the meaning of Walls, and so much more.

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ASoS 15: MRAs and The Peach
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Daenerys III and Sansa III. Ivan and Red discuss the Unsullied, the brutal beating Daenerys delivers, Whitebeard being put in his place,Danerys gets physical, Sansa’s surprise wedding, Tyrion’s pathetic husbandry, and an amazing opening song by Bannerman Charlie Cassarino.

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ASoS 14: Unsullied Unchained
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Davos III and Jon III. Ivan and Red discuss football and dragons, Behind The Candelabra, rats eating faces, Stannis/Melisandre predictions up the yin yang, dragon golems, and a boatload of ice and fire.

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ASoS 13: Your Mouth, The Lord’s Kiss, and A Plate of Lasagna
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Daenerys II and Bran II. 3rd Chair Kelly Anneken joins Ivan and Red as Dany goes slave shopping and Bran gets metaphorical. Incredibly Weezer parody by Ser Daniel Preston.

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ASoS 12: Hodor, King of The Seven Kingdoms
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Jaime III and Arya IV. Ivan and Red discuss The Newsroom Season 2, Brienne vs. Jaime, Vargo Hoat played by The Impressive Clergyman, our Fantasy Fantasy League, dream interpretations, Monsters and Maidens, and Guy Branum’s Roast of the James Franco Roast.

Check out Ivan’s storytelling show November 3rd in San Francisco!

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ASoS 11: And Introducing The Impressive Clergyman as Vargo Hoat
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Tyrion III and Catelyn III. Ivan and Red discuss ending lives with a button, text drops, King Balon Greyjoy, The Neck Beard, Guest Right and Trader Joe’s Pizzas, and in the end they discuss concerts attended recently.

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ASoS 10: The Neck Beard and Haunted Castles
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Arya III and Samwell I. Ivan and Red discuss being the new kid in school, Ben Affleck as The Bat Man, Tywin POV chapter, Brothers of the Kingswood, Garlic Sausage as weapons, Tall Small Paul, not kicking your friends, and Saints Row IV.

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ASoS 9: Samwise Tarley and Horse Prom
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Jon II and Sansa II. Ivan and Red cover bear giants, Westerosi romantic comedies, Tormund’s tall tales, Westerosi birth control, The Last of the Giants, more! Our new icon is by Bannerman Nicole, check out her work at inappropriatelyadorable.tumblr.com.

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ASoS 8: There’s Something About Ygritte
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Arya II and Catelyn II are all Ivan and Red have time for in this brief, 107 minute episode, in which we also cover the flaming blood brothers, page number talk, Frank’s Sex Talk podcast, westerosi immune systems, The Hot Pie & The Bull morning show, Jeyne Westerling, Jerry Lewis’s Lady wife, and Edmure’s war ability.

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ASoS 7: Thoros of Myr and The Happy Fun Time Squadron of Everlasting Life
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