Catelyn VI & Arya X of George R.R. Martin’s A Storm of Swords. Kelly Anneken joins Ivan and Red as they discuss the Happy Mutants podcast, social media snafus, racist animals, Goorin Brothers hats, Lord Walder Frey as a tiny baby, Jinglebell jingling his bells, and Lord Walder’s Beringer White Zinfandel.

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ASoS 25: The Red Dress Rehearsal
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Arya IX and Jon VI of George R.R. Martin’s A Storm of Swords. Ivan and Red discuss Bannerman Shannon’s NaNoWriMo victory, the double-headed horse, Sandor the Stranger, Telltale Games’ upcoming Game of Thrones game, Wolfman Bran, and new character Noswym McDrownsalot.

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ASoS 24: Rowing Across the Trident? That’s a Paddlin’
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Catelyn V and Samwell III of A Storm of Swords. Ivan and Red discuss Locke and the confusion with Vargo Hoat, a new segment: Ivan Responds to Spam Emails, foreshadowing, the women of House Mormont, a horse riding a horse, the legitimization of children born out of wedlock, DC’s “The Seven”, and an unfortunate amount of ambient gunfire.

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ASoS 23: Let Your Direwolf Do The Talking
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The Arya VIII and Jaime VI chapters of  George R.R. Martin’s “A Storm of Swords”  are discussed. Red and Ivan talk Gendry’s ignorance, Railroad getting women into bed, the new Boing Boing readers, Aenys Frey, Ivan’s review of Square Inc’s cafeteria, Lannister ambition, Jaime dream interpretation, Brienne’s poor record as a bodyguard, Vargo and the Kingthlayer.

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ASoS 22: Keep Wine Precious
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Jon V and Daenerys IV of A Storm of Swords. BGaS announces it’s joined the Boing Boing podcast network! Red and Ivan discuss stone scrapers, proper arrow removal, fun things to say to a conquering army, blue hair, and NaNoWriMo. Closing song is “Last (Fire) Kiss” by Dan Preston.

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ASoS 21: Ravens to Penthouse
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Arya VII and Bran III. It’s Ivan’s Birthday episode! He joins Red to drink a bottle of wine, discuss his Give Me Fiction show, Arya and archery, 200 yard archery shots, The Hound and Canadian Gold, Hodoring, and mind control. We end with discussion of Ender’s Game and the Thor sequel.

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ASoS 20: Maesters of Sex
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Jaime V and Tyrion V. Red and Ivan discuss stone tubs vs elevated tubs, desultorily, the Wayne Coyne dictionary, Jaime’s curse, NaNoWriMo update, The Red Viper, house wine choices, Walton Steelshanks, Shakespeare, walking and talking.

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ASoS 19: The Steve Jobs of Sword Poisoning
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Catelyn IV and Davos IV. Red and Ivan discuss identity theft, MC Paul Barman, Walder Rivers, Lysa be cray, Flowers for Algernon, Guilds, Beef & Bacon pie, and Stannis Lessig.

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ASoS 18: Taste the Blood of Edric
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Samwell II and Arya VI. Red and Ivan discuss their trip to Sacramento, the Night’s Watch going full Donner Party, the requirement that you provide a guest in your hall with sausages, missionary work, obsidian, the lord of leeches, and Kill Beric: Volume 2.

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ASoS 17: Kill Beric: Volume 2
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Jaime IV III and Tyrion IV. Ivan and Red discuss “being eaten by a shark” acting, letting your meat rest, Star Wars Despecialized Edition, Jaime singing for The Cure, Shagwell, Jury Duty, Tyrion The Creep, Silver Tongues, and all the questions you had about Valyrian Steel but were afraid to ask.

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ASoS 16: Was That Flayed Men or Flailed Men?
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