Arya VII and Bran III. It’s Ivan’s Birthday episode! He joins Red to drink a bottle of wine, discuss his Give Me Fiction show, Arya and archery, 200 yard archery shots, The Hound and Canadian Gold, Hodoring, and mind control. We end with discussion of Ender’s Game and the Thor sequel.

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ASoS 20: Maesters of Sex
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Jaime V and Tyrion V. Red and Ivan discuss stone tubs vs elevated tubs, desultorily, the Wayne Coyne dictionary, Jaime’s curse, NaNoWriMo update, The Red Viper, house wine choices, Walton Steelshanks, Shakespeare, walking and talking.

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ASoS 19: The Steve Jobs of Sword Poisoning
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Catelyn IV and Davos IV. Red and Ivan discuss identity theft, MC Paul Barman, Walder Rivers, Lysa be cray, Flowers for Algernon, Guilds, Beef & Bacon pie, and Stannis Lessig.

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ASoS 18: Taste the Blood of Edric
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Samwell II and Arya VI. Red and Ivan discuss their trip to Sacramento, the Night’s Watch going full Donner Party, the requirement that you provide a guest in your hall with sausages, missionary work, obsidian, the lord of leeches, and Kill Beric: Volume 2.

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ASoS 17: Kill Beric: Volume 2
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Jaime IV III and Tyrion IV. Ivan and Red discuss “being eaten by a shark” acting, letting your meat rest, Star Wars Despecialized Edition, Jaime singing for The Cure, Shagwell, Jury Duty, Tyrion The Creep, Silver Tongues, and all the questions you had about Valyrian Steel but were afraid to ask.

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ASoS 16: Was That Flayed Men or Flailed Men?
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Arya V and Jon IV. Ivan and Red discuss Men’s Right’s activists, Conservapedia, brown genital holes, cages, frilly dresses, The Peach, ICE!, the meaning of Walls, and so much more.

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ASoS 15: MRAs and The Peach
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Daenerys III and Sansa III. Ivan and Red discuss the Unsullied, the brutal beating Daenerys delivers, Whitebeard being put in his place,Danerys gets physical, Sansa’s surprise wedding, Tyrion’s pathetic husbandry, and an amazing opening song by Bannerman Charlie Cassarino.

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ASoS 14: Unsullied Unchained
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Davos III and Jon III. Ivan and Red discuss football and dragons, Behind The Candelabra, rats eating faces, Stannis/Melisandre predictions up the yin yang, dragon golems, and a boatload of ice and fire.

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ASoS 13: Your Mouth, The Lord’s Kiss, and A Plate of Lasagna
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Daenerys II and Bran II. 3rd Chair Kelly Anneken joins Ivan and Red as Dany goes slave shopping and Bran gets metaphorical. Incredibly Weezer parody by Ser Daniel Preston.

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ASoS 12: Hodor, King of The Seven Kingdoms
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Jaime III and Arya IV. Ivan and Red discuss The Newsroom Season 2, Brienne vs. Jaime, Vargo Hoat played by The Impressive Clergyman, our Fantasy Fantasy League, dream interpretations, Monsters and Maidens, and Guy Branum’s Roast of the James Franco Roast.

Check out Ivan’s storytelling show November 3rd in San Francisco!

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ASoS 11: And Introducing The Impressive Clergyman as Vargo Hoat
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