Sansa IV, Jon VII, and Tyrion XII. Red and Ivan discuss another GREAT Dan Preston song (It’s a Shame), Sci-Fi/Fantasy rift, get a false start on the battle of Blackwater Bay, pour-over coffee from SF to London, The Hound’s literal butchery, Doug Stanhope, Health Care, Sansa wedding and bedding, Jon Arbuckle and his Direwolf Ghost, Super Smash Bros at the Wall, Death of a Squire, and flesh-stabbing. Next week: Catelyn VII, Theon V, and Sansa V.

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Clash 19: Jon, Odie, and Street Lichen
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Tyrion XI, Theon IV, and Jon VI. Ivan and Red cover an awesome knit cap sent to us by Kimberly Brown, Shagga tousling Tyrion’s hair, too many Aegons, Cersei’s poor staffing ability, the Greyjoy’s acting like 8-year olds playing soccer, 3-eyed babies, Lamborghinis and Hyundai Accents, Theon’s memory relating to which wife he banged, more climbing, a Game of Thrones MMO, and Bael the Bard! Next Week: Sansa IV, Jon VII, Tyrion XII.

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Clash 18: Ted Talks and 3-Eyed Babies
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NOTE: The movie “Looper” is discussed in the beginning, if you don’t want any spoilers, listen to Dan Preston’s amazing song and then skip ahead to 9 minutes, 29 seconds.

Bran VI, Arya IX, and Daenerys IV. Red and Ivan discuss discuss Looper, the fact that Ivan has never seen Shawshank Redemption, Dan Preston’s amazing “Wildlings” song, Bran never played Starcraft, Railroad dating fans, riding Zebras, horse-buying coins, mini Timothy Leary and shade of the evening, much foreshadowing in the House of the Undying, a Splendor of Wizards, and more! Bonus: Listen to the end to hear what Red and Ivan are wearing!

Next week Tyrion XI, Theon IV, and Jon VI.

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Clash 17: A Splendor of Predictions And Also Looper
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Jon V, Tyrion X, and Catelyn VI. Ivan and Red cover Viacom’s trouble with music licenses, Ivan sings the Star Trek theme with lyrics, Rattleshirt, Night’s Watch and the lack of morse code, Sam mentioning Uncle Benjen, Friendship Knives, ChronoShit (no typo), Varys’s closet of costumes and fear or magic, Tywin’s sexual technique, and more!

Join us next week for Bran VI, Arya IX, and Daenerys IV.

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Clash 16: Rattleshirt and Parties of Five
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Daenerys III, Tyrion IX, and Davos II. Ivan and Red are joined by the official 3rd chair Kelly Anneken to discuss Iron Lungs, Lana Wachowski, announcement of our live podcast recording for the premiere of Season 3, hippie grocery stores, homeopathy, failed attempts at pronouncing Quaithe, the Warlock/Roomba connection, Joffrey’s preserved genitalia collection, Kelly’s support of the Sansa/Hound relationship, Ser Cortnay Penrose on Arsenio Hall, and some unfortunate Pokémon references.

Join us next week for Jon V, Tyrion X, and Catelyn VI.

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Clash 15: Homeopathy and The Sorrowful Men
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Theon III, Arya VIII, and Catelyn V. Ivan and Red cover their poor grammar, an amazing new theme submission from Daniel Preston, a bannerman who actually works for the Railroad, The Raid: Redemption, the whereabouts of Ser Barristan Selmy, and so much more. Next week Daenerys III, Tyrion IX, and Davos II.

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Clash 14: Sir Comma Daniel Preston and Other Knights
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Catelyn IV, Jon IV, Bran V, and Tyrion VIII. Ivan and Red cover the barrage of Tyrion, the importance of candles, excessively specific gods, Jon following Lassie to the well, Jojen’s worthlessly ambiguous dreams, and Lannister compliments being the sinister sound of your inevitable doom. Next week it’s Theon III, Arya VIII, and Catelyn V.

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Clash 13: Empire Strikes Back it is Not
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Arya VII, Catelyn III, and Sansa III. Ivan and Red cover Toxoplasmosis, the link between cats and prohibition, Pomplamoose’s “single ladies” cover, geocities vs angelfire, some very metal tower names, Harrenhal on tv vs book, Sauroman interior designer, and so much more! Next week, we cover four chapters: Catelyn IV, Jon IV, Bran V, and Tyrion VIII.

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Clash 12: Cats are Remarkable Lushes
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Daenerys II, Bran IV, and Tyrion VII are covered this week. Ivan and Red cover Gouda, Cabernet, Daenerys in Qarth, Peyote, marching bands, Guy Branum’s laugh, tax evasion, Robert Baratheon’s death, and so much more. Matt Murdick of Podcast Winterfell’s great remix is played, and we ask again for more theme song submissions to boarsgoreandswords@gmail.com. Next week is Arya VII, Catelyn III, and Sansa III.

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Clash 11: Daenerys Needs to Check Out Twitter
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Tyrion VI and Arya VI this week as a result of Red writing down the wrong chapters in last weeks show notes. Red and a near-comatose Ivan cover Outside Lands, Total Recall, Shagga’s bathing, Cats with two-sided axes, Yo Gabba Gabba themed wedding, Eat No Evil and much more. Next week it’s Daenerys II, Bran IV, and Tyrion VII.

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Clash 10: Cats with Double-Edged Axes
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