ASoS 19: The Steve Jobs of Sword Poisoning

Jaime V and Tyrion V. Red and Ivan discuss stone tubs vs elevated tubs, desultorily, the Wayne Coyne dictionary, Jaime’s curse, NaNoWriMo update, The Red Viper, house wine choices, Walton Steelshanks, Shakespeare, walking and talking. Listen ASoS 19: The Steve…

ASoS 18: Taste the Blood of Edric

Catelyn IV and Davos IV. Red and Ivan discuss identity theft, MC Paul Barman, Walder Rivers, Lysa be cray, Flowers for Algernon, Guilds, Beef & Bacon pie, and Stannis Lessig. Listen ASoS 18: Taste the Blood of Edric Air date:…

ASoS 17: Kill Beric: Volume 2

Samwell II and Arya VI. Red and Ivan discuss their trip to Sacramento, the Night’s Watch going full Donner Party, the requirement that you provide a guest in your hall with sausages, missionary work, obsidian, the lord of leeches, and…

ASoS 16: Was That Flayed Men or Flailed Men?

Jaime IV III and Tyrion IV. Ivan and Red discuss “being eaten by a shark” acting, letting your meat rest, Star Wars Despecialized Edition, Jaime singing for The Cure, Shagwell, Jury Duty, Tyrion The Creep, Silver Tongues, and all the…

ASoS 15: MRAs and The Peach

Arya V and Jon IV. Ivan and Red discuss Men’s Right’s activists, Conservapedia, brown genital holes, cages, frilly dresses, The Peach, ICE!, the meaning of Walls, and so much more. Listen ASoS 15: MRAs and The Peach Air date: October 8, 2013…

ASoS 14: Unsullied Unchained

Daenerys III and Sansa III. Ivan and Red discuss the Unsullied, the brutal beating Daenerys delivers, Whitebeard being put in his place,Danerys gets physical, Sansa’s surprise wedding, Tyrion’s pathetic husbandry, and an amazing opening song by Bannerman Charlie Cassarino. Listen…

ASoS 13: Your Mouth, The Lord’s Kiss, and A Plate of Lasagna

Davos III and Jon III. Ivan and Red discuss football and dragons, Behind The Candelabra, rats eating faces, Stannis/Melisandre predictions up the yin yang, dragon golems, and a boatload of ice and fire. Listen ASoS 13: Your Mouth, The Lord’s…

ASoS 12: Hodor, King of The Seven Kingdoms

Daenerys II and Bran II. 3rd Chair Kelly Anneken joins Ivan and Red as Dany goes slave shopping and Bran gets metaphorical. Incredibly Weezer parody by Ser Daniel Preston. Listen ASoS 12: Hodor, King of The Seven Kingdoms Air date:…

ASoS 11: And Introducing The Impressive Clergyman as Vargo Hoat

Jaime III and Arya IV. Ivan and Red discuss The Newsroom Season 2, Brienne vs. Jaime, Vargo Hoat played by The Impressive Clergyman, our Fantasy Fantasy League, dream interpretations, Monsters and Maidens, and Guy Branum’s Roast of the James Franco…

ASoS 10: The Neck Beard and Haunted Castles

Tyrion III and Catelyn III. Ivan and Red discuss ending lives with a button, text drops, King Balon Greyjoy, The Neck Beard, Guest Right and Trader Joe’s Pizzas, and in the end they discuss concerts attended recently. Listen ASoS 10:…